Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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