the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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