I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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