so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
someone get that fucking seahorse.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
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She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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