How'd it feel making her break her religion?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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