No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Everything about him screamed your future.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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