is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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