I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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