is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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