he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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