Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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