i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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