do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
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There's a naked man in my car right now.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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