i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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