this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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