Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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