I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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