I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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