No awkward lesbian experiences without me
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
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You say this every welcome week, bro.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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