She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
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so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
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I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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