You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
She swung at the pinata with crutches
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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