Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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