i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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