is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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