So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Acid is not a monday night drug
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just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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