I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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