He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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