you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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