READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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