You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
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The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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