my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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