Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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