I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
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yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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