Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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