the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
