I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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