yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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