Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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