If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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