so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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