i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Randomize