I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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