So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
