the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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