I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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