Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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