So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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