i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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