i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Randomize
