But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Come on in and take your pants off
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