My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
