you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
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Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Oh god it's open bar.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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