I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
honey bunches of taint.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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