"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Randomize
