Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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