The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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